7 days ago
It’s officially the most wonderful time of the year, and The Clapham Grand has just revealed their lineup for the Christmas season.
Spoiler alert: it’s packed. From cheeky cabaret shows and wild sing-alongs to movie marathons and a massive NYE party, there’s something here to satisfy every festive craving. Here’s the lowdown on what’s coming up – so mark your calendars and grab your tickets before it’s too late!
Sat 30th Nov – The Holiday Drink-A-Long Movie Night
Start your Christmas season off with a cosy classic. Pop on your favourite Christmas jumper, grab some mince pies, and settle in for a festive screening of The Holiday. Join Cameron Diaz and Jude Law for this drink-a-long movie night – guaranteed to get you in the holiday spirit!
Sat 7th Dec – Massaoke Christmas Special
Nothing says Christmas like a full venue of people belting out the best festive tunes. With a live band, big-screen lyrics, and all the prosecco in SW London, Massaoke’s Christmas Special is already nearly sold out. Don’t miss your chance to join in the ultimate Christmas sing-along!
Thurs 12th Dec – Shrektacular Cabaret
Get ready for a night of outrageous fun! Cabaret drag stars ‘Herr & Me’ are bringing all your favourite Shrek characters to life in a festive swamp extravaganza. Expect laughs, big personalities, and a twist on the usual holiday fare – this one’s sure to be a Christmas cabaret like no other!
Sat 14th Dec – ‘Day Actually’: Love Actually Movie-Drink-Athon!
Calling all Love Actually fans – this is the event you’ve been waiting for! Start with “Brunch, Actually” in the day, then settle in for a marathon Love Actually screening, complete with lobster costumes, snow machines, Christmas jumpers, and lots of mulled wine. This isn’t just a movie night; it’s a festive experience!
Tues 17th Dec – Riot Cabaret Jingle Bell Brawl
If you’re after something a little different, Riot Cabaret’s Jingle Bell Brawl is back. This wrestling-meets-cabaret show promises a high-energy night filled with festive chaos and wild entertainment. Get in the Christmas spirit with a bit of mayhem!
Weds 18th Dec – The Gallifrey Cabaret Christmas Special
It’s time for some Doctor Who-inspired festivities! The Gallifrey Cabaret’s Christmas Special is bringing cosmic drag, robot Santas, killer Christmas trees, and a whole lot of fabulousness to the Grand. Doctor Who fans, this one’s for you.
Thurs 19th Dec – Danny Beard’s Grand Christmas Cabaret
Get ready for a Christmas cabaret to remember! Hosted by Drag Race UK winner Danny Beard, this show features a full live band and an all-star lineup of drag and cabaret legends. It’s the last Thursday before Christmas, so come down, get merry, and let Danny and friends bring some sparkle to your holiday season.
Every Weekend in November & December – Bongo’s Bingo
The beloved Bongo’s Bingo is running every weekend throughout November and December, and it’s already in high demand. With all of November fully sold out and December going fast, grab your tickets for a night of chaotic bingo, mad prizes, and all-around festive fun.
New Year’s Eve – Bongo’s Bingo & BEEFMINCE
End 2024 with a bang at The Grand’s NYE celebration! Choose between Bongo’s Bingo in the early slot or the massive BEEFMINCE party, London’s ultimate gay night out, to see in 2025. Expect big energy, wild tunes, and an unforgettable New Year’s Eve that’ll go on until 4 am.
With all this on offer, it’s safe to say The Clapham Grand is where it’s at this Christmas. Whether you’re after a classic Christmas film, a drag cabaret, or a New Year’s bash, The Grand has something to make your season bright. Get your tickets now before they’re gone – and prepare for a holiday season you won’t forget!
